Twelfth Day of Christmas

Most of you will know how to sing this Christmas tune...

On the first day of Christmas I said to my true love, "A box of chocolates-oh and they're for me!"
On the second day of Christmas I said to my true love, "It looks like a tornado."
On the third day of Christmas I said to my true love, "Yet another party?"
On the fourth day of Christmas I said to my true love, "Time to see the in-laws?"
On the fifth day of Christmas I said to my true love, "Is my (your) Mom insane?"
(and change the first day to, "A Box of chocolates, oh my belt is tight.)
On the sixth day of Christmas I said to my true love, "The new game just broke."
On the seventh day of Christmas I said to my true love, "Is it really -20?"
On the eighth day of Christmas I said to my true love, "When is this break over?"
On the ninth day of Christmas I said to my true love, "get this Christmas tree outta here!"
On the tenth day of Christmas I said to my true love, "How can there still be football?"
On the eleventh day of Christmas I said to my true love, "why are thank you's my job?"
On the twelfth day of Christmas I said to my true love, "We made it through another holiday!"
(and change the first day to "if I see another chocolate I shall barf.)